SNOWMAN: What do you do when it snows? Stay in or play? REMINDS ME AH HOOOME. Dude its snowing there’s a 98 percent chance I’m outside. Unless I’m sick, tho I have made many an illness worse by going outside anyway…
THE GRINCH: What are your favourite Christmas films? A Christmas Story, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the animation), Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (the stop motion one from ‘64), all of the Rankin/Bass stop motion ones actooly,(the ones with Heat Miser, Jack Frost, Santa, all of them) watch those with mum religiously, The Nighmare Before Christmas, obviously, god so many movies, can i just say all of them?
SCARF: Describe your favourite winter outfit. Ski gear. Its a pain in the ass to get on, but goddamn is it worth it
GINGERBREAD: Name your favourite tasty treats. Well gingerbread cookies and hot cider obviously. But oh man Kolaches…hhhhhhhhhngh. They’re these cookies we make with a dough outer and a syrupy nut filling and we dust them with powdered sugar it is heaven in a friggin cookie. They look like this but we don’t put fruit in them
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WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
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The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story. Embarrassing for me or someone else? Alright so, I used to do acapella things in school. I was probably 12 at the time but anyway, I had this solo part in one of the numbers and I was like YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME but my shit immune system was like hahahahahah NOPE. My voice was shot going in because I got a cold literally the day of and they didn’t switch the parts around. I still did the solo, velociraptor style…have you ever been around me when I’ve lost my voice? I don’t remember. But it was pretty bad.
The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something? hahaha, all my life. So many things yeah. I mean sure loads of physical things, verbal things but just about everything I’ve got. Where I live, so many things..
The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
It would depend on the circumstance. Being alone isn’t so bad? I mean its kind of nice sometimes, having nothing but your thoughts but at the same time it can get pretty nasty. I do this thing where I like to stay away from technology and just drop off the face of the planet for awhile. Go into the forest, no shoes that deal, but If I had to be alone because of something I’d done, whatever that horrible thing was would probably stick with me.
The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is? I’m such an asshole. A sarcastic one at that. Keeping that in mind, I think the absolute worst in me comes out when someone genuinely pisses me off. I mean sure you’ve seen me aggravated, but not furious.(and there’s a reason for that) It takes a lot, and whenever it does happen, god help the poor bastard responsible. That anger and whatever comes with it definitely.
mothafuckin christmas is here ya’ll
bless u <3
The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets? Unless its something fucked up, like you murdered your neighbors or something, yes.
girl i miss your face you need to come visit soon <333
The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
Someone who not only puts up with, but accepts my various eccentricities. (also gotta have a nice booty, if the booty is nice then we can get it poppin’!)
Strength: What gives you strength? My family, not just the blood ones either. Lookin at some of you, you know who you are <3
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
Honestly, Iunno. perhaps more of an actor, or a writer. I’d imagine something artsy would be there but who even knows.
The Tower: Describe your dream home.
Oh man..it’s not something I’ve thought much about to be honest? An old drafty house by the forest maybe, or a castle.
The Star: What inspires you?
oh god everything, its like bro’s said “you just get these ideas”
inspiration is usually something that comes at the weirdest times, I remember sitting in psychics lecture and im just “IM GONNA WEAVE IT, GONNA DO IT” dunno, just kinda happens?